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"Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult."
Charlotte Whitton.

"Despite my thirty years of research into the feminine soul, I have not yet been able to answer the great question that has never been answered: What does a woman want?" Sigmund Freud (if he couldn't do it what chance do normal guys have?)

"No man knows more about women than I do, and I know nothing."
Seymour Hicks

"What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'"
Francois Morency

"The quickest way to a man's heart is through his chest."
Roseanne Barr. (I love her!!)

"A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle."
Gloria Steinem

"If you never want to see a man again say, 'I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have children'. They leave skid marks."
Rita Rudner

Sure God created man before woman. But then you always make a rough draft before the final masterpiece. ~Author Unknown

The two women exchanged the kind of glance women use when no knife is handy. ~Ellery Queen

Next to the wound, what women make best is the bandage. ~Jules Barbey d'Aurevilly

Women really do rule the world. They just haven't figured it out yet. When they do, and they will, we're all in big big trouble. ~"Doctor" Leon of drleons.com

I have an idea that the phrase "weaker sex" was coined by some woman to disarm some man she was preparing to overwhelm. ~Ogden Nash

God did it on purpose so that we may love you men instead of laughing at you. ~Mrs. Patrick Campbell, in reply to a male acquaintance who asked why women seem to have no sense of humor

After about 20 years of marriage, I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of that one. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate. ~Mel Gibson, about what women want

Woman didn't get the short end of every stick. At least God gave us handheld massaging shower heads. ~Rhann Morgan

I hate women because they always know where things are. ~Voltaire