I love Roseanne Barr

And heres some quotes that show why.....
Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?

I figure that if the children are alive when I get home, I've done my job.

I hate every human being on earth. I feel that everyone is beneath me, and I feel they should all worship me. That's what I told my kids. I think I must have been Adolf Hitler in a past life.

In Tulsa, restaurants have signs that say, "Sorry, we're open."

My daughter made me a Jerry Springer-watching kit, with crackers, Cheez Whiz, polyester stretch pants and a T-shirt with two fat women fighting over a skinny guy.

My hope is that gays will be running the world, because then there would be no war. Just a greater emphasis on military apparel.

My husband and I didn't sign a pre-nuptial agreement. We signed a mutual suicide pact.

The quickest way to a man's heart is through his chest.

The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it.

There's a lot more to being a woman than being a mother, but there's a hell of a lot more to being a mother than most people suspect.

Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself.

Women should try to increase their size rather than decrease it, because I believe the bigger we are, the more space we'll take up, and the more we'll have to be reckoned with.

My Husband Said that he need space, so I locked him outside.

Women are made of sugar, spice and everything nice, so BITE ME.

All quotes belong to the lovely and talented Roseanne Barr....thats all for now!!!