More Quotes

QUOTES!!!!!:

"Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult."
Charlotte Whitton.

"Despite my thirty years of research into the feminine soul, I have not yet been able to answer the great question that has never been answered: What does a woman want?" Sigmund Freud (if he couldn't do it what chance do normal guys have?)

"No man knows more about women than I do, and I know nothing."
Seymour Hicks

"What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'"
Francois Morency

"The quickest way to a man's heart is through his chest."
Roseanne Barr. (I love her!!)

"A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle."
Gloria Steinem

"If you never want to see a man again say, 'I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have children'. They leave skid marks."
Rita Rudner

Sure God created man before woman. But then you always make a rough draft before the final masterpiece. ~Author Unknown

The two women exchanged the kind of glance women use when no knife is handy. ~Ellery Queen

Next to the wound, what women make best is the bandage. ~Jules Barbey d'Aurevilly

Women really do rule the world. They just haven't figured it out yet. When they do, and they will, we're all in big big trouble. ~"Doctor" Leon of drleons.com

I have an idea that the phrase "weaker sex" was coined by some woman to disarm some man she was preparing to overwhelm. ~Ogden Nash

God did it on purpose so that we may love you men instead of laughing at you. ~Mrs. Patrick Campbell, in reply to a male acquaintance who asked why women seem to have no sense of humor

After about 20 years of marriage, I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of that one. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate. ~Mel Gibson, about what women want

Woman didn't get the short end of every stick. At least God gave us handheld massaging shower heads. ~Rhann Morgan

I hate women because they always know where things are. ~Voltaire

I love Roseanne Barr

And heres some quotes that show why.....
Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?

I figure that if the children are alive when I get home, I've done my job.

I hate every human being on earth. I feel that everyone is beneath me, and I feel they should all worship me. That's what I told my kids. I think I must have been Adolf Hitler in a past life.

In Tulsa, restaurants have signs that say, "Sorry, we're open."

My daughter made me a Jerry Springer-watching kit, with crackers, Cheez Whiz, polyester stretch pants and a T-shirt with two fat women fighting over a skinny guy.

My hope is that gays will be running the world, because then there would be no war. Just a greater emphasis on military apparel.

My husband and I didn't sign a pre-nuptial agreement. We signed a mutual suicide pact.

The quickest way to a man's heart is through his chest.

The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it.

There's a lot more to being a woman than being a mother, but there's a hell of a lot more to being a mother than most people suspect.

Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself.

Women should try to increase their size rather than decrease it, because I believe the bigger we are, the more space we'll take up, and the more we'll have to be reckoned with.

My Husband Said that he need space, so I locked him outside.

Women are made of sugar, spice and everything nice, so BITE ME.

All quotes belong to the lovely and talented Roseanne Barr....thats all for now!!!